After school, one day this week:
Chicken Noodle: Mom, you be me and I’ll be you.
Me: Okay.
Chicken Noodle: What did you do today, sweetie?
Me: I went to Kindergarten. It was so cool! I love it I love it I love it!
CN: Oh, that’s drjeffsklar.com nice, honey.
Me: What did you do today, Mom?
CN: I wrote a book.
Me: Oh yeah? What’s it about?
CN: Courage and love.
Me: Wow. I really want to read that one.
CN: You have to learn to read first, honey.
Me: Oh.
