These days, every wall is an opportunity.
My sister captures my entire marriage in one shot.
Woke up to a foot of snow. Being the Oregon travel expert that I am, I declare today NOT a good day for a day trip. “Thank you, Master of the Obvious,” Captain Daddy would say, if he were here. As it were, he came blasting home from the fire station at 7:30 a.m., regarded…
Me: Boo, you’re amazing. Where did you come from? Chicken Little: The store. You found me in the beer case.