One thing to do with that misbegotten forestry degree
Chicken Noodle: “I hate poop.” Me: “Well, it’s kind of just a part of life.” CN: “I know. Animals poop and boys poop and everybody poops.” Me: “Right.” CN: “Trees poop and pee too. When leaves fall it’s pee and poop is whole branches.” Me: “Actually, the crazy truth is that trees poop gasses.…