Happy Mother”s Day to all you super mamas! This card came from my own superhero mother. She”s awesome.
Since Captain Daddy is working today, I”ll be performing all stunts myself. Now–faster than two small children high on maple syrup! More powerful than a mile-high pile of useless plastic casino pa natet toys! Able to tranform a disaster area into a functioning kitchen!
Wait…is that a cup of coffee I see? And the newspaper?
Hmm…come to think of it, no one but me will see the kitchen until Tuesday…