How to Completely Freak Out the Trader Joe's Checker
Checker: You girls are so cute!
Chicken Noodle and Chicken Little (preening): Thanks!
Checker: Do online casino you have any other brothers or sisters?
CN: We had a brother.
CL: But he died.
CN: Yeah, he’s dead.
CL: Really, really dead.
CN: Super dead.
Checker: Oh. (begins to shove grocery items very quickly into bags, avoiding eye contact)